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Just an update. [13 Jan 2006|11:15pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

I'm just updating to update. Seems that this journal is put in everyone's self and dusted...... my girlfriend just told me that noone reads it...... which is true.

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My promotion [12 Jan 2006|06:47am]
[ mood | happy ]

So I've been washing dishes at Watauga Medical for 4 months now and I'm about to get promoted to a new department. I'm going to be in charge of the shipping and receiving for stock in the kitchen, house keeping, and a few other departments. I'm also going to be in charge of maintain inventory within the kitchen and making it organized so we can operate at a more effecient rate. I'm gonna get my own damn office, they said they're going to get me a lap top too. If they get me a laptop then I'm going to try to put ideo games on it, that way I can BS around when I don't have shit to do. They still haven't told me how much I'll be making, but me thinks it'll be a decent amount, the hospital has failed to bull shit me yet.

Amber got me True Crime New York for Xmas, which I can't stop playing. Mmmm Amber, I heart her much. She's the best ever.... evarrrr! Mmm, I think I will go before I get all poopie.

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Mmmm Fruity Pebbles [04 Jan 2006|09:55am]
[ mood | Mmmm Fruity Pebbles. ]

Man I forgot how good fruity pebbles are. I got some last night and I miss them. I've been cleaing this hell hole of an apartment lately and I've been finding lost stuff left and right. I kind of like cleaning when that happens. That'd be cool if I found money. Knowing my luck I'd find something that lived in the fridge, came to life and moved out and under the couch. Alright I've gotta go to work.... but first more of those pebbles.

Oh, does anyone know how to remove the barrier, on Windows XP, that limits your hardrive to only 120Gb? That is anyone that might read this still.

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2 updates in one day!! HE'S MAKING A COMEBACK! [02 Jan 2006|06:07pm]
[ mood | geeky ]

Work went really fast today, I had fun. I got work work with the ratarded guy, and he doesn't stop for shit..... Maybe that's why he smells bad? So I told myself today, "Jimmy, you need to inform your buddies on LJ more about your life." So I'm going to try to remember this thing more often. There is a new guy starting tomorrow, and after he starts I should be starting my new job, and getting a raise. I'm going to be "Inventory Control.... Person.... Guy" Which means I cross train in just about everything in the kitch/cafeteria and maintain the inventory/orders for our department and Housekeeping. Maybe it'll be a big raise, so I can get a new vehicle. I believe I hear Xbox calling my name so I'll be leaving and kicking some ass on Battlefield 2 on Xbox Live.

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Before work [02 Jan 2006|06:27am]
[ mood | anxious ]

It's about 30mins till I go to work, for some reason I don't feel like going today. Maybe I'll get some Ipecac on the way in and take it so I can puke my balls off and go home.

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Tent in a meeting [17 Nov 2005|09:25pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

I just got back from this boring poetry reading that I went to with Amber. The guy had some interesting stories, but they where mostly dreary. It wasn't all bad we got free food. The best part thought was a prof had a boner, and "It" wasn't just any boner IT WAS HUGE! This guy pitched a circus tent Wringling Bros style. He tried to hide it by crossing his legs, putting his coat over it, and resting his hand on it but he'd have been better off throwing up a red flag with a neon sign and fireworks.

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Holy shit! [06 Nov 2005|09:33am]
[ mood | crazy ]

Bet everyone thought they whre rid of me! Guess whaaaat!!! I'm still here!!

Thought I'd update, and say life is going pretty good. I got a job at the hospital making almost 9 an hour and it's just washing dishes. I actually enjoy it because it's so easy and I work with some funny people. I also hooked my roomie up with that shit too, and I might be hooking someone else up with that shit. That means I can buy my girlfriend presents and me some Big League Chew.

You ever have to pick your nose in a public place and you don't because...... well it's a public place, but you end up anyway? I was doing it while eating at work the other day. I didn't even know my finger was up there till two old ladies stopped eating just to look at me go to town. I'm going hunting this year, for the first time. I have guns might as well kill something with them! I thought about selling my SKS, but I might not. Anyone in my area that wants one though get in contact with me, I'll email you my cell phone number.

I shall leave now, and chew mor Big League Chew. Mmmmmmmmmmm GRAPE!!!!

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Ohhhh I'm loving it right now [27 Aug 2005|03:35am]
[ mood | happy ]

So I got pissed off the other day and quit my job. Our district manager came in and bitched at me because I didn't have on slip proof shoes. When she asked me if I had the money to buy them I said no because I spend all the money I get on bills, which is pretty much true. So then she said she'd take it out of my check....... did this bitch not get the last thing I said to her? So I went with it and began looking around town for the shoes. I found them, but all of the ones I found where too small. So I came back to work and she said that I couldn't work because I can't get the shoes and she'd order them out of the catalogue. Now if you don't know anything about catalogue's that go through most buisnesses. Stuff cost alot more than it should be. These shoes cost regularly $20-$25, in the catalogue they cost around $30-$40. Now if I don't have the money to pay for the when they are $25 or so how can I do $30? So I got fed up with her bitching and got my uniform and gave her the money back and said that I quit. So it's probably construction for me, or the hospital if they call me back.

I'm having a Halo 2 LAN party tonight. Sit back chill and shoot things. I'm also taking the SKS out to align the scope and I'll take the AK 47 out just to shoot with it some. I'm thinking about spending the 230 on my 21st to get the Class 3 FFL liscense so I can own automatic firearms.

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[25 Aug 2005|01:14am]
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THIS BASS! I'm selling my Ibanez with all it's stuff, will someone please take it. It's going for $130.

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Wa Hooooo Yea [16 Aug 2005|02:03pm]
I was talking to my manager and her husband is thinking about selling his 60 Nova. I talked to him before I left work last night and he said he wants to work some rust spots out of it then he'd sell it to me for 4k. From what I understand he's completely rebuilt the engine and put a new chassis in and it only has like 80k miles on it. She said it's the same colour as the one below. So I'm probably going to take out a loan and ummmmm, get me a Nova.

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Hey it's right. [03 Aug 2005|11:47pm]
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Assault Rifle


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What Firearm Fits You Best?
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The gun posted above is what I'm about to buy, an AK 47. Boo ya.

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We had a baby!!! wahhh! [21 Jul 2005|01:31am]
[ mood | Meh ]

Amber and I had a baby! Unexpected eh, you can see pictures of it here.

Baby picsCollapse )

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He ain't gonna die. [01 Jul 2005|01:01pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Haha I rarely update this thing. I'd like to make this a good one since I rarely do it. I just got back from taking Amber to get her EEG, they think she might be epiliptic(sp?), if it's not that then it's something more worse. I hope it isn't anything bad, I heart her alot. She's my Marshmellow, and I'm her. The name can't be pronounced really. I'm a lucky guy to just know her, not to mention be her manwhore.

Hopefully I'm going to be going out to shoot my SKS soon, get my scope in alignment. I'm going to be getting a new stock for it soon then selling it to buy my friend's AK 47. Kalashnikov's are the best.

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[25 Jun 2005|06:41pm]
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Amber smells like farts.

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Ooooo [31 May 2005|06:43pm]
[ mood | Meh ]

So here's a little bit of info on my living arrangements within the next few months. I'm probably going to be moving out of the apartment within the next few months and into a house with my cousin. His mother is moving out because she is getting married and said if he got a job he could keep it. It's like 300 a month plus lights and phone if we want it. It's 3 bedrooms and not to mention we are having a friend move in, so it's going to be an all out batchlor's pad. Hoo ah! We've already discussed throwing a party if/as soon it happens. A keger, so I can put Billy Bob Beer Bong to work.

Amber has been at home for awhile and I'm kind of getting lonely here. It sucks. She said she'd call or IM me or email but she hasn't. I highly doubt she'd ditch me, it's just not her style. Se's supposed to come back tomorrow, I hope nothing went wrong with her. Arg my brain pan.

Well I'll leave this with a random Vin Diesel "fact"

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Necronomicar [21 May 2005|04:07am]
[ mood | amused ]

A manager(Dale) and I have descussed buying a hearse and and making it look and be a bad ass. So tomorrow we are going to look at a hearse that some college kids are selling. If it runs good we are buying it and beginng to make our simple discussion come to reality.

We plan on painting it a metallic black, which we could would cost us from $50 to $100. $50 for paint and some weed to give the guy to paint the car as payment or he might do it for free. Then Dale knows someone who could do the interier for us, which will be in red velvet. Next we'd take we'd put in a system, we don't know how much this will cost at the moment $200 on up is what we are guessing. We are thinking 2, maybe 3, 12's a 750 watt amp and maybe put in a few dome tweaters for a more fuller sound. After that I believe we'd take it to Charlotte or Winston for a vinyle job. Since it's going to be called the Necronomicar I want to put green splash vinyles on it and maybe put Slimer flying around, or a famous Hollywood creature. Then after all that we are going to put some underglow and tint the windows maybe put some lighting under the hood, and the final thing is we are going to put a new engine in it, so it wont have just all bark.

A minor update is of mind since I don't do it much anymore. Amber and I went to the Zoo on Mother's day, which was fun, the Polar Bears and Monkeys had to be the best exhibits. Going on a rewind though, a few weeks before that I bought my first rifle, an SKS. It shoots really good, but I need to get a cleaning kit for it and a 30 round clip and a 5 or 10 round clip. Some drunk college kids keep knocking on our door so I think I'm about to go out and kick some ass.

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[06 May 2005|11:45am]
[ mood | Stoned ]


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[13 Apr 2005|10:02pm]
I had this wierd feeling the other night. The apartment felt really odd, so as an offering I put cheese outside of the door. Lo and behold a raccoon came in the middle of the night, it made me happy for some odd reason. I went out today and upgraded your cable connection to 3 megs, BOOYA. I'm also thinking about asking Sara to move out since she just about got us evicted again.

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[07 Apr 2005|12:59am]
I'm not dead, just have nothing to talk about, that's new.

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Eh [04 Apr 2005|06:09am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

This night porter thing is becoming a hassel. They are giving me extra shit to do, and I barely get finnished as it is. I'll pull through though, land on my feet and keep running. I might start a table top game thing every other Friday with Phillip, a guy I work with, and some of his friends. "Uh-oh, he's becoming a nerd" Yup. Not only am I a fatty and have bad etticut, I am going to be a nerd. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHH! I'll be a cool nerd though because I have more tattoos and I'm not as pacifist. I'll be like Ogre, cept I just can't contain as much beer.

Tomorrow Jimbo is off and he's going to hang with his mommy if she doesn't work, then Amber, then he might hang with some Halo 2.

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